#but there also could have been chocolate body paint and strawberry scented lube and naughty santa themed lingerie
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James, James, James...my boy...
Your beloved Earl just offered to take you on a romantic holiday trip and here you are fretting about the cost...you really are a little scrooge...
#i still love you baby#but. like. romantic getaway. for christmas. with your bae. you can eat cake anywhere.#mr. james#dorian red gloria#from eroica with love#seriously though the romantic implications of “whisk you away”. james. james. you nerd. how could you turn that down.#you guys could have spent christmas shacked up in a honeymoon suite just the two of you#and there still could have been cake#but there also could have been chocolate body paint and strawberry scented lube and naughty santa themed lingerie#my foolish son#you could have gotten laid. excessively. for christmas.
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